Pantsboy: V: The Return of Arse-Bandit and the loss of the Wallet

Ok its been a great few weeks!

So been out and about as usual been to Vauxhall a few times with some nice visits to Number 5*! went to see Slumdog Millionaire! not as Feel good as i was lead to believe!!!

But back to Adventures!! Pantsboy and Arse-Bandit reuninted for a few slosh stainded outings including one the friday 9th at the Phoenix with many a chris lynch double! (thats 2 pints at once for those that have not joined me at night out) Staggered to work on the Saturday! was very very Drunk!!

Lost terribly at Bear Bowling in Elephant and Castle!! i cant do it! im not good at! i work better with two balls instead of one!

The this weekend came!! i went out with Ryan and Mark first then met Justin at the Kings arms! its a nice pub but i feel 10 years too young and 3 stone to light! its also one of the first gay pubs arse-bandit ever went to but thats another story!

also met Darren from Vauxhall there and went with him to the Duke of Welly, for his mates birthday while Ry-ark went to Wankamama's! Was upstairs for bout 5 mins then went downstairs to find Iandunc!, Darren left cos he wasnt drinking and tired! so i ordered a ChrisLynch double of Guinness and started the night rolling!!!

We went to Barcode! which was alot of fun! although i was assaulted my a str8 girl with her boyfriend who were kissing! now dont get me wrong i have nothing against str8 people some of my closest friends are str8! but i dont need to see them kissing in public! what they get up to at home is their business! she dared me to pick her up! i did she was heavy and we ended up on the floor!! we left them to it after that!! i was feeling super drunk so went home on the train! i slept i think for most of it! but made it home!

Then came saturday! Arse-Bandit mission started at 7pm, Arse-Bandit arrived at 730pm! made it to the Welly to meet Roger! as Heavens opened! that i mean by rain as in got pissed on rather than club behind the cross! Roger spilt his becks all over our coats so my coat smelt like a lush for the rest of the night! till i got it back from the coat check at xxl where it smelt of Mould!!

After a "Pub Crawl" from the Welly to Comptons! we decided to head to xxl and make a dash for the station!! we lost Roger on the way and he didnt call us back or come find us at Charing Cross or XXL!

We invaded XXL with our usual Stylee, Danced, Drank and chatted! to a variety of people including Chris the cute barman from Comptons! dont remember much else! i did however not fall asleep! i did however have a sit down on the floor! but thats another story!!

We got a nice cheap taxi home and have some mcnuggets as well! we got dropped off at Bandits and i was happy to walk home! woke up late on Sunday and realised the Wallet was gone! most likely left in the Taxi as i had it to pay my half!

The wallet has survived many a loss! the floor at xxl out of bag on Halloween! and Dark Room in Amsterdam! even under the wheels of Bus but its always made it back to me but alas no-more! the new wallet will be kept under much closer security! so alas poor yorrick, wallet! i will miss you!

Pantsboy will Return in :

Pantsboy and the Firery Pools of Phoenix 20/01/09

Pantsboy and the Mike Hunt's Greenwich Return 21/01/09

Ok been very lazy and not written anything for a while so apologies for those of your that have been reading my one post!

its the 2nd of Jan and im already thinking of cheating on my diet! maybe ill start it monday friday is a stupid day to start a diet!!

ok what ive been up2 is drinking partying and ...... having the time of my life! so a big thank you to all that have joined me as companions on my adventures through bars and clubs!

i had a great new years at xxl with the old dears, paul and roger! and was great to see Ryan and Mark and XXL virgin and new convert Adrian!! even if i did shout at him struggling to hear what he said despite being outside!!! thank you for your kind words! just think how far ive come in just one year! what am i gonna be like this time next year!!!

ok well im at work now finish in an hour and 15min gotta go home eat food! blitz cleaning as should have guests from gravesend 2moro!

and then off to the riddell ritz for a gala screening on KylieX2008 then off for more boozing so probably back to vauxhall for the third time this week i really should move there!! and maybe if im lucky might see the cute guy with glasses again!!

and maybe xxl 2moro night with shag lighting too if my body can cope!!!

ta ta for now!!
if i dont update this again soon i give permission to all to prod, poke and pinch me until i do

The Adventure Begins!

Not got much to say sadly for the start of my blog! but hopefully the weekend will bring some adventures to report!

well i feel i should say somethings about what ive done and other than cook a jacket potatoe for dinner ive not done much!

currently trying to talk a m8 into popping out for a pint so wish me luck

other than that just trying to think of an ultimate pantsboy outfit for halloween!